Hi, I'm Jules

chris-evans:

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adhdfeelsandmemes:

adhdfeelsandmemes:

complete silence is more distracting than background noise and you can fight me on this

let me explain, if I don’t have background noise my brain will make it’s own background noise and Brain Background Noise is infinitely more distracting than Regular Background Noise

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unyanizedcatboys:

aofvoid:

straightboyfriend:

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

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Your fourth most recent emoji predicts how much crazier 2020 will get for you

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vague-vixen:

cassandor:

tag your lightsaber colour… don‘t lie to me we’ve all thought about this…

Took a quiz here because I knew there were meanings behind the colors.

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section8babe:

i don’t know how to ask for help i disappear and come back when i’m good

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cephalotodd:

i just love vampires. sophisticated sluts

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Oh to be a dead bee floating gracefully in a 5ft deep swimming pool, riding the waves as children play Marco Polo around me

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